In an attempt to get used to writing fiction again, I have started giving myself writing exercises each week. Here is the first one: Completely made-up horoscopes that I did no research for whatsoever (minus looking up star signs I didn’t already know).
I take no responsibility for the accuracy or inaccuracy of anything I have written here.
Aries
That isn’t your lunch. Put it back Libra. Wait you’re Aries? Oh you can eat it then.
Taurus
I wouldn’t think too much about what happened Taurus. You’ll just find plot holes.
Gemini
Aries will eat your lunch today.
Cancer
You should blame them. It is their fault.
Leo
You have only yourself to blame Leo. Cancer agrees.
Virgo
Is it sunny today? No? Oh…well then, carry on.
Libra
Do not eat that Libra, it’s for Aries.
Scorpio
What was with all those plot holes Scorpio?
Sagittarius
Remember Sagittarius, Remember.
Capricorn
Is it sunny today? No? Well then go on out and achieve those dreams Capricorn!
Aquarius
It is time Aquarius, you must…clean your kitchen and good things will come after.
Pisces
Mercury is in retrograde, so you should not leave bed today. Stay in bed and eat crisps. That is where the good things are.
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