Day Eleven can be read here.
The supermarket had completely sold out of turkeys. So had the other five supermarkets Susan had been to. She knew in theory that she could just buy a chicken and cook that, but she also knew her mother-in-law would notice the difference and point it out to Susan all through Christmas day. She had arrived last night and had already told Susan she didn’t think the tree was decorated very well and that Susan’s husband was lying when he said he didn’t like mulled wine just to try to keep Susan happy. Susan hated mulled wine, even the smell. She knew she shouldn’t have waited until Christmas Eve to get the turkey, but she had just ran out of time, so here she was staring at the shelf where the turkeys weren’t.
Surely, having no meat at all on Christmas was worse than having a chicken, though? Susan decided she would buy the chicken and hide the bag from her mother-in-law until it was in the oven.
When she got back home, she tried to hide the bag with the chicken in from her mother in law, but as soon as she got in she heard her mother-in-law shout from the living room, “Is that you, Susan?” Before Susan could hide the bag, her mother-in-law was in the hallway. “Is that the turkey?” she asked, grabbing hold of the bag while Susan closed the front door. She peered inside and Susan held her breath, waiting for her to say something about the chicken.
“Oh, thank god,” said her mother-in-law. “Well done. I can’t stand turkey, I always get chicken instead.”