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The Humans (Matt Haig) Review

“Basically, the key rule is, if you want to appear sane on Earth you have to be in the right place, wearing the right clothes, saying the right things, and only stepping on the right kind of grass.”

“What must we look like to aliens?” is a question that has prompted many a writer to write a story about just that. Do they think us good? Kind? Weak? Cruel? Bad? Greedy? Strong? The narrator of this book – an alien – comes to the conclusion that humans are all of the above and more and less.

“The tea seemed to be making things better. It was a hot drink made of leaves, used in times of crisis as a means of restoring normality.”

The unnamed narrator arrives on Earth with the task of deleting the knowledge of the Reimann hypothesis – this is a mathematical hypothesis that apparently once proven could lead to space travel – it is a credit to the writing of the book that I kept reading after I learnt it was ultimately about maths.

Once on Earth, however, the narrator becomes confused by the differences between what he has been told about humans and what he observes about humans.

“One life form’s gold is another life form’s tin can.”

The book starts better than it ends, and as the copy of the book I was reading belonged to my mother, I understand why she told me I could keep the copy as “I’m never going to want to read it again.” I, too, will probably never read this book again, but I did enjoy it. A book about the miracle of human existence, the miracle of how we have built our lives – and from the viewpoint of aliens – the miracle of how we consider ourselves advanced and most miraculous of all a book about maths that I enjoyed reading.

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The Eyre Affair (Jasper Fforde) Review

I was given this book as a birthday present by a friend, some of their book presents over the years have led to me finding my new favourite series – The Fairyland series by Catherynne M. Valente – and a few that I am glad were a present so someone else was spending the money on them.

With this book though, I’m not sure which category to place the book in. The book is thoroughly entertaining and the premise alone should be enough to keep anyone reading, but I’m still not sure I like the writing style and am unsure whether I would find the premise as entertaining in future series (there are currently 8 overall).

“Take no heed of her,” explained Jones apologetically. “She reads a lot of books.”

Narrated by Thursday Next – a police officer in the literary division – the book is set in the 1980’s in a world where the Crimean War is still happening and someone is kidnapping fictional characters from their books and holding them to ransom in the real world.

“I shouldn’t believe anything I say, if I were you-and that includes what I just told you.”

The writing style is not as bad as I think it is, I’m just overly picky about these sorts of things. The alternate universe seems as if it has enough going on without adding the fictional characters that we have in our world and if the book had less of the adventure and action, then the differences between our world and the world of Thursday Next could be better explained and explored without losing out on any of the story.

“The industrial age had only just begun; the planet had reached its Best Before date.”

The book is thoroughly entertaining to read, it’s a book that is worth reading for the premise alone and I am seriously contemplating asking my friend for the next book in the series for Christmas so I don’t have to spend money on it myself.

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Bout of Books 20 Update Post

The Bout of Books read-a-thon is organized by Amanda Shofner and Kelly @ Reading the Paranormal. It is a week long read-a-thon that begins 12:01am Monday, August 21st and runs through Sunday, August 27th in whatever time zone you are in. Bout of Books is low-pressure. There are challenges, giveaways, and a grand prize, but all of these are completely optional. For all Bout of Books 20 information and updates, be sure to visit the Bout of Books blog. – From the Bout of Books team

Goals:

1. Read 1000 pages during the course of the week.

2. Participate in one twitter chat (there is only one I can participate in anyway as one is at 2am in my time zone while the other is at 4pm).

3. Participate in three challenges.

I will be updating this post every day.

Day One:

Pages Read: 40

Books Finished: Cruel Crown by Victoria Aveyard

Notes: I could have read a few more pages if I hadn’t forgotten to take my book to work! I’ve been reading Cruel Crown for a few weeks, it’s a duology of short story prequels to the Red Queen series by Victoria Aveyard, the stories are interesting enough but being prequels, neither of them follow any of the characters I’m invested in in the actual series, still one book finished and it’s only Monday.

Day Two:

Pages Read Today: 12

Total Pages Read: 52

Books Finished Today: 0

Notes: So despite today being my day off from work, I didn’t end up with much time to read, hence the small amount of pages read today. However, despite being at work for most of the day tomorrow I actually have less to do, so I’m sure I can make up that page count tomorrow!

Day Three:

Pages Read Today: 47

Total Pages Read: 109

Books Finished Today: 0

Challenges: Bookspinerainbow

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Notes: I think I missed the deadline for the challenge officially by a few minutes, but I thought I’d put it up anyway as it’s such a pretty picture. Today I plan to finish Scoop by Evelyn Waugh and I still haven’t decided what book I want to read next!

Day Four:

Pages read today: 66

Total pages read: 175

Books finished today: 0

Notes: I spent most of the evening finishing Scoop by Evelyn Waugh, but didn’t manage to quite finish it before midnight.

Day Five:

Pages read today: 152

Total pages read: 327

Books finished today: Scoop by Evelyn Waugh

Notes: Did the Leave a Review challenge and left a review of The Boy Who Lost Fairyland by Catherynne M. Valente on Goodreads.

Also managed to finish Scoop by Evelyn Waugh which is a book I have been trying to finish for some time as it doesn’t belong to me and I need to give it back!. The book is a satirical novel about journalism originally printed in the 30’s and while entertaining enough to read it was probably funnier in the 30’s than it is now. I am now reading The Eyre Affair by Japser Fforde.

Day Six:

Pages read today: 106

Total pages read: 433

Books finished today: 0

Notes: Took part in the twitter chat, took part in the character you love to hate challenge (The Sleeping Prince from the Sin Eater’s Daughter trilogy).

Day Seven:

Pages read today: 80

Total pages read: 503

Notes: So I didn’t manage to read a thousand pages but I managed to finish two booms during the week and took part in three challenges!

 

 

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The Boy Who Lost Fairyland (Catherynne M. Valente) Review

“”Don’t nitpick, it’s a very unattractive trait.””

The Boy Who Lost Fairyland is the fourth book in the Fairyland series and is the first one not to follow the character of September. Instead we follow a boy called Hawthorn, at least he’s called Hawthorn at first until he’s called Thomas…the different names are down to the fact that Hawthorn is a changeling, swopped with a human baby to grow up in our world where most of the story takes place.

“Hic Sunt Dracones. For in that same old and fancy way of speaking, those words mean: Here There Be Dragons. And, occasionally, humans.”

September is in the story but not until the very end when the main plot starts happening. Much of the book is taken up with the idea of a changeling from Fairyland being in the human world and this is something I have rarely – if ever – read in a story before. Usually stories about magical lands are so taken up with the humans that find their way there, that they quite forget there’s a fairy – or in this case troll – who’s been swopped before their arrival.

“Looking into Tamburlaine’s wood was like looking at a photograph of your parents when they were young. Who are those strange people? Could they ever have been real?”

As I said much of the story takes place in our world so it isn’t until the last 100 pages or so that Hawthorn makes it to Fairyland and the plot of the book gets underway. Even when it does it seems to come about and be resolved much quicker than the setup would have you think. We are re-introduced to September, the changeling is exchanged and it all seems much too easy for how much of the book led up to it…unless of course the whole book is a setup for the next.

“”Who’s afraid of something that can’t defeat a rinse cycle?””

The book does end on a cliffhanger, one involving the whereabouts of September rather than Hawthorn, which does make it seem as if Hawthorn is merely a side character that needed his own story in order for September’s next story to make sense rather than Hawthorn being a second main character who might get other novels.

“”He poisons my jam in alphabetical order. Arsenic on Monday, belladonna on Tuesday, cyanide on Wednesday…I haven’t had jam in five years.””

As a story within the Fairyland series the book is a good addition and depending on the next book is likely to be a necessary addition too, but anyone who wants to read this book as a standalone without having read September’s stories first will find themselves disappointed.

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The Scarecrow Queen (Melinda Salisbury) Review

The Scarecrow Queen is the third and final book in The Sin Eater’s Daughter trilogy. The first book followed Twylla- the sin eater’s daughter of the title – while the second book follows Errin, the sister of one of the characters in the first book. This book has points of view from both characters to help finish the story.

“I thought we’d be like an avenging army in a story. I imagined people rallying to our cry, and that the fact we were on the side of good would assure our victory.”

The second book set up the return of the sleeping prince – a prince who is now awake and wants to take his throne back leading to war and both Twylla and Errin have important parts to play in stopping the sleeping prince. The best parts of the book are the parts that focus on belief and how belief works – Twylla, who in the first book believed she had the ability to kill people with a single touch (now knowing that’s not true) uses people’s belief of her as someone sent from the gods to become a leader of a rebellion movement against the prince.

We also learn more about why exactly the world in the books has sin eating, why Twylla must be the next sin eater and how even this ritual has a human beginning with the belief of gods coming much later and being added to the already existing tradition.

“Scarecrow queen. Nothing but a dupe, alone in a field, hoping to keep the crows at bay.”

Even though the series is mainly focussed on Twylla, I would have liked to see more of Errin’s point of view as she only gets a couple of chapters in the middle of the book from her point of view. After having a whole book focussing on her it seems as a if a lot more of her life during the third book could be explored.

“Death always seemed so easy, I would read stories full of brave warriors and assassins and how they would deliver speedy deaths, and then walk away. They’d go to the taverns and drink with their friends, or go home to their lovers. They never said anything about how they felt afterwards.”

The whole trilogy of books focuses on belief, how beliefs come about, how they change, how people stop believing in things and what happens if something that everyone has dismissed as a fairytale turns out to have more than a few elements of truth. That being said the book also contains alchemy which is shown as a science, albeit a science that only certain people can learn, and for all the talk of how stories differ from the truth of things, the main thought I took away from the books was – just because something’s not a story doesn’t mean it’s not magic.

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The Sleeping Prince (Melinda Salisbury) Book Review

The Sleeping Prince is the second book in The Sin Eater’s Daughter trilogy by Melinda Salisbury.

This book follows Errin and while the first book had a character learning that things she believed to be true were not, in the interim between books Errin has had to learn that things she believed were stories are in fact true.

“Once upon a time there was a young apprentice apothecary who lived on a red-brick farm with a golden thatch roof, surrounded by green fields.”

There is an old fairytale of a Sleeping Prince who awakes every hundred years to eat a heart, if he awakes at a certain time then he will go forth into the world and try to claim his throne, killing anyone who stands in his way. This of course, is just a fairytale until it comes true.

“Fortune favors the bold.” I smile weakly. “So does death,””

The Sleeping Prince was mentioned and indeed awoken in the first book, although only towards the end, so this story is the one where the main plot of the trilogy gets underway.

Much of the story of the prince is either told to the reader slowly over the course of the book or we are told different versions as everyone seems to have their own version of the fairytale, while this does make sense for a fairytale – just imagine if Cinderella was suddenly proved real, the confusion between people looking for glass shoes and squirrel fur shoes and others arguing about what “fairy godmother” could possibly refer to outside of a story book would be incredible – it can also be confusing to the reader not knowing which one they’re supposed to believe in – as far as I can work out we are supposed to believe the alchemists version as they are descendants of the sleeping prince’s sister.

“The apothecary, the monk and the living Goddess went to war. We sound like the start of a joke.”

The book sets up the third book neatly, showing clearly how everyone ends up where and why, and how all the characters from the first two books – they followed entirely different people – connect to each other and as soon as I had finished the second book I went to buy the third book in the series The Scarecrow Queen so I could read it straight away.

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Bout Of Books 19 Update Post

The Bout of Books read-a-thon is organized by Amanda Shofner and Kelly @ Reading the Paranormal. It is a week long read-a-thon that begins 12:01am Monday, May 8th and runs through Sunday, May 14th in whatever time zone you are in. Bout of Books is low-pressure. There are challenges, giveaways, and a grand prize, but all of these are completely optional. For all Bout of Books 19 information and updates, be sure to visit the Bout of Books blog. – From the Bout of Books team

So there’s the possibility that I forgot this readathon was happening, but as the sign up form is still on the website then I will gladly participate! My goals for the readathon are:

  1. Finish reading The Name of The Wind by Patrick Rothfuss
  2. Listen to The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
  3. Participate in three challenges throughout the week

and if I manage all that then I will try and read 1000 pages throughout the week as well! I will update this post with my progress at the end of each day.

Monday:

Pages Read: 26

Challenges: one – introduce yourself in six words: voraciously reading while drinking decaf tea

Notes: I would have liked to have read a few more pages but as I didn’t know the readathon was happening until quite late in the day I only had time to read before I went to sleep. On Tuesday I will easily break the 100 page mark!

Tuesday:

Pages read today: 91

Total pages read: 117

Notes: I listened to the first few chapters of The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood and will probably finish it on Friday when I have the day off work. Having broken the 100 page mark I am hoping to break the 500 page mark by Friday!

Wednesday:

Pages read today: 22

Total pages read: 139

Notes: I had a few other things to do today that didn’t leave much time for reading so I only managed to listen to a few chapters of The Handmaid’s Tale but 22 pages is better than 2 pages!

Thursday:

Pages Read Today: 45

Total pages read: 184

Notes: So I no longer have the day off on Friday, instead having the day off work on Saturday instead. I am not in work until the afternoon on Friday so will be able to listen to a good few hours of The Handmaid’s Tale in the morning.

Friday:

Challenges: two: Bookspinerainbow -There’s more than seven books because I was trying to make the colours blend into each other – I think it sort of worked…MsSagoMegaDrive_2017-May-12

The books are: Coraline by Neil Gaiman, The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherine M. Valente, Fahrenheit 451  by Ray Bradbury, Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro, Amanzimtoti: The Ridge by Carmen Shea Hepburn, King’s Cage by Victoria Aveyard, A Year at The Star and Sixpence by Holly Hepburn, A Hat Full of Any by Terry Pratchett, A Storm of Swords – Blood and Gold by George R.R. Martin.

Pages read today: 90

Total pages read: 274

Notes: Not that bad for a day when I had an 8 and a half hour shift at work – ok I didn’t start until 2:30 but still that’s a pretty good amount – Tomorrow with my day off I am hoping to reach 500 pages. This should mean I finish The Handmaid’s Tale and read a few chapters of The Name of The Wind.

Saturday:

Pages read today: 124

Total pages read: 398

Notes: Might not have broken the 500 page mark today but am going to listen to the last few chapters of The Handmaid’s Tale before work tomorrow.

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Write What You Know?

“Write what you know” is a pretty standard piece of advice given to writers when they are first starting out but the book I am working to get published is not “what I know”. It involves a fantasy land with magic and faeries and one character who has lived for over a thousand years – none of which I have ever experienced and will never experience in, but surely if everyone only wrote what they knew then there would be no fantasy stories?

While the story I am writing is very much a fantasy, it could still be classed as what I know, indeed everything I write can be classed as what I know, why? Because it came from my head.

I may never have seen a faerie or met anyone over a thousand years old, but the core elements of my story are death, family and friendship all of which I do know about – even if I am using a fantasy world with magic to talk about them that doesn’t mean I don’t know about them so by extension I know about faeries because they are related to the topics I do know about.

All stories that a writer writes are going to have an element that they know, and the writer will build on that element with other things like magic or aliens – besides if you do want to write about something that you don’t know there’s always google.